Somehow in my group of friends we have started referring to each other as Marble Hornets characters and it ended up like this:

I’m Momma Tim
My friend is Poppa Brian
My brother is Uncle Jay
My sister is Third Cousin Twice removed Alex
Another friend is Questionably un/related Seth

How this happened I don’t know.  All I know is somehow Momma Tim has do deal with all of the fights while Poppa Brian just laughs.  Dumbass kids.